Mianite- God returns? ***FOR REAL GUYS HE'S BACK***
Ianite- I stared into the void and the void blINKED OMG CALL 911
Diantie- mcFUCKING SATAN ABDUCTED GODS FOLLOWERS CAUGHT ON CAMERA
Tucker- God is his sugar daddy, everything good happens to him!
Tom- Dead man alive because of bathsalts? 10 Craziest Bathsalts Experiences In Britian.
Sonja- Local furry UwU's so much God fears her
Jordan- Sunglasses hippie makes his own religion
Declan- God's human form! Probably the next virgin Mary.
Champwan- Bitch Boy sucks dick for 5 dollars and complains about it all the next day to God
Adam- florida man steals from god and satans followers to th